Excessive Profanity...My Campfire Grilling

This morning 🌄 🌅, I woke up using excessive Profanity. I realized that I truly was no longer 16 and my whole life slipped by.

I woke up in a large tent full of items that should be in my former four bedroom loft.

Instead, I found myself trying to fight through, if I should watch Lesbian porn or horror movies.

The Lesbian Pornography of course won, so I played two of my favorite owned scenes.

My most humiliating scene was what a very beautiful 😍 attractive and intelligent actress did to get her job at a Lesbian law firm.

The actress had to masturbate 😔 then have sex with her female boss.

The scenes were great 👍 but the woman seemed to not have much of a choice.

I now feel forced to purchase an outdoor stove because my camp fire 🔥 grill is questionable.

I am not a master griller either.

Nonetheless, I tried multiple methods to cook simple things like steak, eggs and cheese for my extra large burrito 🌯 and I made tea (twice) 😄.

I still feel like Mankind has forced me to have sex with Camp Chef, so I gave in and I purchased the Camp Chef Outdoor Oven that has burners also.